Crew Manifest

Being the Crew Manifest of The Stunted Lady

The saltiest sea-dog sadists this side o' the locker. Keep a weather eye out! Afore ya know they're even close, ya feel the steel on yer neck.
Nose to the wind brother.
If ya catch a hint of rum mixed with blood, piss, and vinegar, beware! Yer sea days er through, yer hell days er just beginnin'!

The Crew Manifest of the Stunted Lady
Captain Remy the Two Fisted Midget (Randy)
Hanno Nurvi--Lead Boarder (Chris)
Rude Willie McKitrick---Quartermaster (Dirty Dave)
Blackpowder Barclay--Sniper, Bodyguard, Hitman, Marine (Paul)
Jebediah Cotton--Master of Sails, Navigators Babysitter, Grizzled Veteran
Gurglin' Pablo Jones--Bright, Lookout
Johnny Bones--12 year old navigator prodigy
Hawkeye McGee--Agile, Master of Guns
Barnacle Brainjack--Carpenter, Happy
Sweatin' Wallace Dawkins--Surgeon (Young, rotund)
Gorgeous Roger Morgan--Bright and um, yeah, boarding party (bp)
Poopdeck Enrico--Lazy
The Last Blain Brother--Clueless, bp
Reekin' Radly Jones--Coward
"Tripod" Ezekiel Straw-Veteran, bp, distinguished
No-Eyes Javier-Agile, Lookout-ropemonkey, bp, distinguished
Scurvy Gums Wally-Sneaky, bad teeth, bp
Fartin' Rupert Slaughter--Gung Ho, bp
Booker Earbeard--Happy, bp
Eel Skin Jake--Veteran, bp, distinguished